Losers
Maybe they're just a bunch of losers in wolf clothing. The
Bush family gives us no confidence they can be re-elected, a sure sign of
loserness. Karl Rove may be about to be fired for the second
time for leaking
to Robert Novak, and fulfill Joe Wilson's delicious vision of seeing him
frog-marched out of the White House in handcuffs.
When Rove leaked to Novak in 1992, he was fired
by the late Bob Mosbacher, another Texas Republican but one who, despite
his cronyism,
looks statesmanlike next to Rove, who never saw a dirty trick he didn't like.
Is it just me, or does anyone else feel this administration
seems to have a death wish? Could they have designed a more disastrous three
years? There's ample evidence that they flubbed terrorist intelligence prior
to 9/11. From where I sit in the cheap seats, it looks like every action
since then has been to cover up that fundamental error.
It's like another in Dubya's series of flawed business dealings
writ large. His career has been, essentially, a Ponzi scheme, where the
next investor bails out the last one. The problem is that we the people have
been
left
holding the bag, since the only investor left to bail him out is the U.N.
community, and they don't care who his daddy is.
The Republican party has an honorable tradition of representing
the interests of people who care about the orderly provision of capital and
business
processes for the service of
society. Someone recently told me that the party has been taken over by a
cabal of religious fundamentalists, second-rate business people like Ken
Lay, and world domination freaks and Zionists like Wolfowitz. People like
that are losers by nature, doomed to spend their lives marketing themselves
as powerful, astute, responsible strict fathers, since so many people respond
well to the appearance of such a father figure.
Unfortunately, such a father figure is
never more than a figure, for those men are so rare as to be irrelevant
to the human condition. They are the male equivalent of Sophia Loren, still
juicy and appealing at age however-old-she-is-now.
The reason father figures comfort us is that we imagine them
through our childhood filters. No one can live up to that role, which we
discover when we grow up and see that Dad was just a guy doing the best he
can like
everyone else. Most of us are probably doomed to seek the comfort of parents
as we want to remember them rather than humans as they are. So, like a beauty
with fine, limp hair, we know our life will be perfect if we can just find
the secret government formula that will deliver us from a life without a
Dad to take care of us. You could call it Lakoff's Law.
Personal Axe
My resentment of George Bush is that he's certainly a
coward. He enlisted at the same USAF recruiting office in New Haven, almost
exactly three years after I did. The difference is that I went along with
the program while he served as many years as were interesting to him. Now
that it's attractive to the media to bury these yahoos, the public will be
told all the
well-known
but hitherto
unpublicized
evidence
of Dubya's
personal failings, which are well known to anybody who's been around him
(so I'm told).
Like his buddy Richard
Mellon Scaife, Georgie's a poster boy
for why we need an inheritance tax. Bill Gates knows that the worst thing
he
can
do
for his
kids is make
them rich, so he's giving his money to third world health. He'll
leave everyone better off, his kids and the world's poor.
Now we'll have a media orgy to remember. The adult Republicans will pick up
the pieces from their long day's journey into night and the country will right
itself (left, actually), return to its reliable center and perceive again that
there is a purpose for government and that taxes are just the dues we pay for
being in the club.
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