Dinner in The Big Bloggle
I'm down for the dinner Doc and Haley are planning on May 1, my favorite date. Here's why.
I once helped a friend establish a trust company. One of their clients was
in his late 80s, was terminally ill and looked it. He was spending the last
spring of his life fine-tuning an already well-crafted estate plan. It seemed
like a terrible set of priorities to me.
On May 1, 1993, he shuffled into the office with a gleam in his eye and asked
rhetorically,
"Do you know what we can say today?"
He grinned at our cluelessness:
Hooray! Hooray!
The first of May,
Outdoor screwing starts today!
He was dead by fall.
2:07:01 PM 
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